Leaving Batshitcrazyville

My kiddos are still driving me crazy, but we have left Batshitcrazyville for now... I have replaced my moodiness about the lose of my dear friend the scale with just missing it. I was getting ready for the shower and walked over to where it used to be and was sad :( Ok, I know... How pathetic, just snap out of it, it's just a friggin scale!!!

Ok, I'm over it... No more whining about the damn scale! Does that mean I can whine about my sore legs and ass?? Because they really hurt!! I increased my rep count this week because I apparently wanted to torture myself!

And I have decided that if I make it through this week 3 of the "couch to 5k" program, then I can do anything!! Alright, maybe not anything, but pretty damn close! This week is torture, and I was pretty certain I was going to have a biggest loser moment and vomit in the trash can on Monday... Yup!!

I fell hard off the "eating well" wagon this weekend and it has been a struggle to get my ass back on it! Our family has been trying to eat mostly "clean" meals and my husband finds it hilarious to say we are "eatin' dirty" when we don't! Yeah, it is pretty funny!!

Well, I have about 9-10 loads of laundry to fold that are calling my name tonight... Yeah, don't judge me, it's been a rough couple days around the crazy house! But I am totally determined to get my butt in gear and start Spring cleaning... Someday... Soon...

PS... If I ever replace my scale, I will be doing something similar to this picture :)

Welcome to Batshitcrazyville...

Yup, I arrived in Batshitcrazyville today! The kiddos drove me there all day and I finally arrived! It was a horrible journey filled with sassy mouths, temper tantrums, selective hearing and meanness!

I didn't fall asleep until after 1am and up at 5am to hit the gym. Then home, shower, get myself and three kids ready. Load them up and drop them with my sister so I can head to the dentist(PS, I hate the dentist), but not before stopping at the gym to grab my shoes I left there after my workout! I checked to see if I may have left my brain there too, but no luck...

This probably doesn't sound all that bad, but being that I am having scale withdrawals... Don't judge me, lol... I am still a moody b!tch. And today I was a moody, exhausted, cranky b!tch!

We get home this afternoon and all the kiddos are tired, but no one wants to nap. If only they knew how much they will miss them when they get older... Little dude walks in the door, whines about how tired he is and that he can't take his own coat off! Really?? I responded with "Well Mommy is sleepy too!" Yup... I went there. I am not proud and I know, how mature of me?!?

Anyways... Somewhere between no naps and a spilled box of cheese-its, we arrived at Batshitcrazyville! I am hoping this is a short stay... I am sure to visit again, just hoping it will be quite some time from now :)

I am off to dream land... And tomorrow I am getting my hair done, so it has to be a good day, right?!?

The day has come...

The kiddos have been driving me crazy the last two days and the day has come to say goodbye to my beloved scale... To say that I am moody is an understatement! I am tired, cranky, frustrated and just a straight up b!tch this week! My poor husband...

Obsessed is probably the word I would use to describe the relationship between my scale and I. And it didn't matter if I was gaining or losing, I just couldn't resist stepping on every time I was near it! The trainer at the gym said to put it in my basement and I hate going down there, but I would probably go down there anyway...

So after 8 years, it is going in the garbage!! And from now on I will be celebrating non scale victories and weighing in at the gym once a month! It is so very pathetic how sad I am about all this!

Joining the scale in the garbage bag today will also be these damn jelly beans that have haunted me since Saturday!! I am on a roll now... These kiddos better watch out or they might join the scale and the beans! (completely joking!)

Now do you all see why I am such a moody b!tch today?!?!

We are some funny, classy bitches!

I have to say that I have the most amazing group of girl friends! We are all trying to get healthy and it is such a big support when you have such good friends going through the same obstacles you are...
With that being said, we are some funny, classy bitches! All day long we are chatting and joking and it is non-stop laughs :) They really are the best!

And I believe I am falling in love with working out... Yup, I am turning into one of those people! Today was a cardio day, so I did Week 1 Day 2 of the Couch to 5k workout. It's amazing how much better it feels when you aren't on your death bed and dragging ass! I sweat buckets and it was great and disgusting! Haha I was with my sister so we decided to do our ab workout too... It feels so good to hurt so bad!

PS... I have the most amazing, loving, supportive husband during my new journey! I wouldn't want anyone else by my side ❤

Tomorrow is a new day...

I am down for the count. The plague has taken over my body. Ok, maybe not quite the plague, but this nasty cold has really kicked my butt!

Even though I am sick, I still made it to the gym Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday :) Yay me!!! Today... That's a different story! I planned on getting up at 4:45am and being at the gym when it opened. I rolled over, looked at the clock... 6:07am!! Shit!!! Well, there went that idea since my husband was leaving at 6:45am.

As the day progressed I have felt worse. So I have not moved from the couch all day. I told this to my girlfriend an she says "couch to 5k doesn't mean you actually lay on the couch all day!" Yup... I love my friends ❤

The kids have destroyed the house and my husband is grabbing pizza for dinner. Ugh, I am mother of the year today! But tomorrow is a new day. So tonight I will eat pizza, take some drugs and go to bed... Tomorrow is a new day :)

Where does the time go??

Well my twins birthday was yesterday and today was their birthday party. They turned four... Where does the time go? It seems like just yesterday were waiting for them to arrive!

Every birthday I make and decorate my kiddos cakes. I know this seems very Martha Stewart of me, but I learned how to decorate cakes in 4-H an have really loved it ever since. I know, what a nerd...

This year Little Dude asked for a Spiderman cake and Sissy asked for a princess cake. I always make them each a separate cake. If they have to share a special day, they definitely each get a special cake!

I attempted a fondant cake this year and it didn't turn out half bad! Not to toot my own horn, but I was pretty damn proud of their cakes!

Well, this has rambled on long enough I guess! Goodnight :)